I really found this kewl. I had to link love and repost in total from Chris's blog. Btw, Chris and me go back some 38 odds years , so I think its ok to cut and copy :)-
Heres' his Wifes; (programmer) version of the Lords Prayer ;
The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash. He installed His software on the hard disk of my heart, All of His commands are user friendly, His directory moves me to the right choices for His name’s sake.
Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs, for You are my backup; Your password protects me; You prepare a menu before me in the presence of my enemies; You help is only a key away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life, And my file will be merged with His and saved forever!